Mike gets it out again in Brisbane (NSFW)
So for some reason Mike Patton loves rockin out with his cock out in Bris-Vegas. He pulled the same moves in Brissy on a Tomahawk tour a while back just a few days before this happened in London:
And now, Brisbane Soundwave fans were presented with this charming visage:
click to embiggen the stretchiness
Image c/o tanithskye
Update: The video evidence. FNM chatroulette begins!
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February 25th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Oh boy…right on my mom’s birthday. Happy b-day mom…here’s a picture of Mike Pattons’ d*ck! LOL. Sorry MP..doesn’t look like it’s gonna stretch too much farther (giggle). I guess it’s like being a kid again and you run around in circles in your tighty whities when your parents have company; do a little dance and then flash your penis. Gotta love MP though he’s f-ing mental…I guess if he didn’t do shit like this he’d probably be really bored. I would be too if I had to sing 20 year old songs repeatedly…it’s called money kids and it makes the world go round. Luckily we WANT this…bad ;D
February 25th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
hehehe yeah looks like he is trying to maxmise length there for the camera
February 25th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
It’s nothing but a fake showbiz prop, like Jordan’s tits or Joan Rivers’ face.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
ahahaha i think not Jimmy
February 25th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
it’s shrunk abit since london
February 26th, 2010 at 4:51 am
I think you’re confusing sack for shaft in the London pic.
Well, off to spray bleach into my eyes…
February 26th, 2010 at 12:21 am
Ohhh god I was there that night and didn’t realise what he was doing, I remember watching him and thinking ohh gee haha, he can even sing with the microphone in his mouth. I saw a video of Mike P on youtube once in FNM, back 1991 and he was being interviewed by some italian guy and he said back when he was a kid when ever his parents had people over he’d whip it out and jerk off and his parents found it really funny and even encouraged him to do so and later he got told it wasn’t normal and so he started doing it in private but he’d still wanna tell everyone hey i’m just going to jerk off.
About the london incident, I remember what John Stanier said about the whole thing and he said the security guard he pissed on apparently followed him off stage and caught him and went to yank on his penis and instead found a dildo that squirted water and after that everyone was relieved.
February 27th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
andrew have you got a link to that patton youtube int? that is really interesting and kinda explains his antics a bit if his parents let him get away with that shit
February 27th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Haha because I hadn’t watched this in maybe two years I did get the country wrong, it was actually a brazilian interview, not italiano. He basically starts talking about it after 7:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sK2XCmdZoU&feature=PlayList&p=A07C7A8BFB66C0FB&index=2
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 pm
thanks for the link andrew.
February 26th, 2010 at 3:53 am
*giggles*
I was tempted to say the same thing that Ipecac Imposter… Hahahahah I dreamt for years and years of this and got a little disappointed. BTW, musically speaking I can say than the Aussie gigs are really really great – even though Rock en Seine ’09 will have a particular place in my little mosher heart. But anatomically, I must be honest, it’s a little ridiculous mwahahahah
Great job, Stubb Family, keep rockin’
Greetings from a French fan and friend
February 27th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
nessie were you expecting bigger?
February 28th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Now I know that it was a dildo in London, I’m a little relieved but yes, I was expecting something a little bigger hahahahahaah.
@Faith Some More : you seem very well informed about dildoes and penises LOL
February 26th, 2010 at 11:30 am
The cock he got out at that Tomahawk show was a rubber dildo, you can tell easily. They are always come in circumcised form. Both penises look totally different. People said that it was definitely real in Brisbane and he’s not circumcised. It looks scrawny and pointed at the end. No erect, he’s just pulling his foreskin.
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:22 pm
So much talk of Patton’s shlong! You guys are fucked! Btw that Brazilian interview from 91 sounds like he’s COMPLETELY taking the piss!!!!
Love A of the Umlaut…
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 am
Well you have to admit it’s not everyday a guy takes his penis out and sticks it in front of a camera, think Kurt Cobain did the same once and there’s just something about a guy getting his junk out thats really seriously creepy.
March 5th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
big lol! i gotta say this from a scientific point of view. an erected penis is larger than a non-erected one. he is not erect, apparently. if performing live gave him uncontrollable boner, that’d make me sicker than him pullin out his pool peter!
March 17th, 2010 at 12:04 am
What a waste of time! I don’t give a shit about if it’s his real dick, if it’s hard or if it’s big enough! Just funny to me, you never know what to expect from Patton and that’s great! Just a damn dick, c’mon!
March 17th, 2010 at 7:59 am
True mate, very true. Ya can’t get your cock out on stage though without stimulating a little comedic conversation
March 18th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
He pissed during a ’95 FNM show in Toronto and it looked real to me.
March 19th, 2010 at 3:25 am
Any old bullshit about celebrities and media trophies will be something to put on a website with a big picture and caption or a gossip mag but when your Mike Patton or any other creative force that doesn’t have that ‘it’ factor, you can live your life and flash your dick and no one will talk about it.
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 am
Ha!ha! just reading back at all this. I never made it to Brisbane Soundwave. I met some people at the central train station in Melbourne when I’d just arrived from the airport and they had seen it CLOSE UP at Brisbane and told me it was definitely his real cock! It looks like a good size for a flacid penis just judging from the photo. No matter what, it’s Patton and he can get his cock out anytime he wants as far as I’m concerned.